As no one will ever read my blog, I might as well talk about my thrilling exploits this day.In order to make it more exciting, I will employ the favored device of corporate analysis at high-levels: the bullet-point.
I went to get a haircut today while I had the oil changed in my vehicle. It was also inspected to discern the unsettling rattle and squeak emanating from its undercarriage that had begun early last week.
The problem:
- An exhaust heat shield had become partially unbolted due to rusting (it is an older vehicle, after all).
- Cut the shit off (this was their genius idea)
- Don’t race people or allow my exhaust to become super-heated
- If I do allow my exhaust to become super-heated, do not park over combustible material
Unbrushed Hair… Although it is Cut, originally uploaded by pressuretobear.
By the way, the red blotch on my forehead is due to my lack of grace leading to a rugburn on my head. I figure I should capture this at least once in order to remind myself at times when I have an over-inflated sense of value and self-worth that I am, at the core, a dumbass.
This picture provides me with three key takeaways (other than I should not have taken it):
- You should look at your backdrop prior to taking a picture and posting it online.
- I need to tidy my bathroom
- I should crop pictures of myself so that my grotesque body shape is either obscured or absent.
It is sad that I have a tag of “auto repair” that I have used numerous times on this site.
