Although I rarely blog, I love seeing what search terms point in the direction of my site.
With the recent release of Sarah Palin’s autobiography, Going Rogue, I have noticed a spike in Sarah Palin search terms:
My favorite term searched for is “sarah palin is repulsive.” This query, by some like-minded individual, made me smile. In the spirit of revealing her true “inner beauty,” I have made an approximation of the appearance of her spirit…
As an aside, when searching for Sarah’s new book, a parody entitled Going Rouge (a coloring and activity book) has a higher ranking Amazon link than the actual book by Palin.
I am endeavoring to become a less lazy person and act on the things that I start; therefore, I am creating a real post from a draft and starting the easiest category I could possibly begin: Things I Hate.
I would say that one of my least favorite things in the world are lines:
Lines are inefficient unless managed properly. They allow those who have waited less time to cut in front of others without recourse by those behind them, and they allow themselves to be hung up by one or two confused and/or stupid people who occupy their time exclusively.
Unfortunately, lines are a byproduct of scarcity, and they have to be tolerated if you want to partake in the scarce thing. I find that the line experience quite often diminishes the value of the thing for which one is waiting.
I always feel as if I am in the Line Ride from South Park by the time I have completed my goddamned wait:
