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Sarah Palin is Repulsive

Although I rarely blog, I love seeing what search terms point in the direction of my site.

With the recent release of Sarah Palin’s autobiography, Going Rogue, I have noticed a spike in Sarah Palin search terms:

Sarah Palin Search Results

My favorite term searched for is “sarah palin is repulsive.” This query, by some like-minded individual, made me smile. In the spirit of revealing her true “inner beauty,” I have made an approximation of the appearance of her spirit…

As an aside, when searching for Sarah’s new book, a parody entitled Going Rouge (a coloring and activity book) has a higher ranking Amazon link than the actual book by Palin.

Last Bush Media Briefing…

Thank God it is finally over.

I think that the responsible thing to do in this briefing would be to tell the American people how he had evaluated his term in office and felt regret for making American society and law in general far poorer than prior to his terms in office.

Probably the Last Goddamned Time We Will Have to See These Delegate Counts…

Fucking-A. Just call it goddamnit!

2008-06-03_1730, originally uploaded by pressuretobear.

I am sick of this race and the wasted cash on advertisements for a nomination. I have nothing positive to say about this tainted process.

I am become death, the destroyer of worlds…

Barack Attack!

I feel left out with all of these middle-of-the-road candidates. It seems to me that all of them are about the same…

What is Obama going to change? I think the only type of change he is implying with his abstract buzzword is that he is not a Republican or married to a former President; being a n00b with few ties to former administrations does not change make.

The only “hope” I have is that none of these milquetoast candidates fuck up the U.S. or the world more than the previous fuckwits.

Republican Candidate Ol’ Man McCain


Senator John McCain, originally uploaded by Wigwam Jones.

It is 6:35 PM Pacific Standard Time, and I am predicting that the Republican candidate for the Presidency in 2008 will be John McCain.

Huckabee and McCain supporters want nothing less than Romney to be smeared in the South, and it looks like they are doing an awesome job. Currently, McCain has 309 delegates in comparison to Romney’s 99 and Huckabee’s 54 (and Paul’s 6, lest I forget).

Republicans need 1,191 delegates to clinch the nomination (thanks CNN), and McCain is inexorably approaching this number at a rate that handily outpaces those of his chief rivals.

Wouldn’t it be (or perhaps won’t it be) interesting to see Clinton and McCain fight it out for the new Middle Middle (or perhaps not), eschewing the far left and right completely.